February 2012
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bufula:
have you ever had like a legit crush on a fictional character and then realized just how pathetic you are
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nortonn:
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door.
“This is for the guys who are so great that they don’t rape their friends.”
Standards are low.
“I didn’t rape you, so you should really fuck me. Bitch.”
I think the ASPCA should give me an award because I...
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historymaj:
interwar:
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
THE INCREDIBLES
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denmarksdicksickle:
how do you socialize when you hate everyone
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i just finished reading nine eleven ten.
oh god my EMOTIONS.
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bongo guy next door is playing the bongos again.
he is not very good.
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marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
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it's the middle of the afternoon and i am...
i have made some bad choices in my life.
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there's a crazy lady across the street who has...
guys i think i’ve just seen a window to my future.
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i've done nothing all day but drink tea and read...
oh god what am i doing with my life.
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Anonymous asked: why have I not taken advantage of this before now?
Anonymous asked: why are you so emo?
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January 2012
68 posts
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